Sunday, May 15, 2016

heard today *

* or: why mothers love their sons

me:
  when i'm in the old folks home and no one visits me anymore, these journals will give me great joy
fierce:
  why do you always say that?
bosco:
  that you're going to be in an old folks home?
me:
  because i'll be old and no one will take care of me
bosco:
  we'll always take care of you (comes over to kiss me)
me:
  because your wives will say: If you call your mother one more time this week, we're getting a divorce
fierce:
  well, why did i even marry you?
  dee-do, dee-do, dee-do, dee-do
  hello mommy?

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